Bigfoot Pen Holder and Pencil Holder for Desk – Sasquatch Makeup Brush and Toothbrush Holders – Succulent Pots and Planters for Indoor Plants – Bigfoot Gifts and Merchandise for Believers
UPC: 857161006323
I Do Think There’s a Squatch on Your Desk – Made with a high-quality, durable resin, this hand-painted bigfoot statue pen holder for desk is a cool work desk accessories organizer that immediately takes any cubicle office décor for women and men to the next level.
These Animals, In Fact, Are Real – This unique hand-carved figurine of a large, dark brown, muscular, bipedal ape-like creature hiding behind a hollow tree trunk filled with pens and pencils stands 7.1 inches tall and sits on a 4.1 x 5.1 inch base with 4 rubber pads to protect surfaces and prevent sliding.
There’s Something on the Vanity – Getting ready for the day just got squatchier. The sasquatch pen stand and pencil cup holder doubles as a cosmetic organizer. The hollow tree is perfect for storing makeup brushes, eye liners, lipsticks, etc. that provide the coverage cryptids need to stay out of sight.
I’ve Seen Them, They’re Here – What’s that peering out from behind your small succulent pot? This creature’s eyes are dark in color and allegedly glow red at night. The tree trunk diameter is 3 in. by 4 in. deep with a drainage hole and suddenly makes your planter pots for indoor plants very squatchy.
I’m Having a Really Hard Time Finding an Explanation For This – This is one bigfoot encounter you must see. Buy one today for the squatcher in your life. Skeptics, if you think this is a hoaxer in a monkey suit, see our re-enactment photo. If you’re still not convinced, simply contact us for a full refund.
Description
The Bigfooting team has come to investigate some very compelling sasquatch merchandise footage known as the Bigfoot Pencil and Pen Holder from Jodges Trunk.
The Bigfoot Pen and Pencil Holder from Jodges Trunk is a hand-carved statue of a large, muscular, bipedal ape-like creature hiding behind a hollow tree trunk. The creature is hand-painted dark brown and stands 7.1 inches tall and sits on a 4.1 x 5.1 inch base with 4 rubber pads to protect surfaces and prevent sliding. Its eyes are dark and allegedly glow red at night. The figurine weighs 31oz.
After a town hall meeting with key eye witness purchasers of the product, the bigfoot team has identified several clusters of activity where customers have reported encountering the product in their home and office.
Numerous eye witness accounts of the sasquatch pen cup holder describe seeing it in the workplace as office desk décor for men and women being used as cool desk organizers for accessories, pens, pencils, and other items and stuff.
Other eye witness accounts state the bigfoot pen cup holder being used on vanities as a makeup brush holder. The hollow tree is perfect for storing makeup brushes, eye liners, lipsticks, etc. It was also seen in bathrooms as a toothbrush holder for kids and adults.
The final hot spot of encounters seems to be around areas of the home where planter pots for small indoor plants reside. This is not surprising. The trunk diameter is 3 inches by 4 inches deep with a drainage hole making it a great succulent pots planter for succulents, herbs, and cactus. The yeti pencil holder for kids is made with a high-quality, durable resin that cleans up easily with a damp rag.
This is one sasquatch gifts encounter you must see. Buy one today for the squatcher in your life. Skeptics, if you think this is a hoaxer in a monkey suit, see our re-enactment photo. If still not convinced, simply contact us or return for a full refund.
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